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		<title>Scrubs Season 8 Episode 3 &#8211; My Saving Grace</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[episode recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[janitor]]></category>
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Synopsis:
Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong adversaries Drs. Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (guest starring Courteney Cox) from Sacred Heart, while Carla makes it her mission to take a self-centered, incompetent intern down a notch.
My Thoughts:
While my wife disagreed, I liked this episode of Scrubs. Dr. Maddox’s part was played [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Synopsis:</span></strong></p>
<p><em>Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong adversaries Drs. Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (guest starring Courteney Cox) from Sacred Heart, while Carla makes it her mission to take a self-centered, incompetent intern down a notch.</em></p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">My Thoughts:</span></strong></p>
<p>While my wife disagreed, I liked this episode of Scrubs. Dr. Maddox’s part was played well enough to really make it and I really dug the way Carla was giving advice while an actual version of her warning were seen coming to a point. My only complaint was there wasn’t enough Ted. Also I see why they call Neil Flynn the “go to guy” on Scrubs, he is absolutely hilarious. I also thought there might be a funny gag with the doctor that kept dressing like Elliot but it kind of just stopped early in the episode, maybe it will come back later. Trivia time, notice any Turk in this episode?</p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">My Great Moments:</span></strong></p>
<ul>
<li>The Janitor’s character he created for when he is snooping.</li>
<li>Turks shopping list: Sausage, sausage and more sausage.</li>
<li>Janitor’s random ideas for getting rid of Maddox like a reindeer stampede</li>
<li>Carla playing the hospital mom…err. I mean lioness, sorry.</li>
<li>Elliot and Jordon’s “dirty talk” to get free candy.</li>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">My Music:</span></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=d3JamVIB2Lo&amp;offerid=146261&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253Fi%253D214095541%2526id%253D214095531%2526s%253D143441%2526partnerId%253D30">The Basics &#8211; Lookin&#8217;Over My Shoulder</a></p>
<p>Ending song: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001LGE6RA?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=beaweins-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001LGE6RA">Matt Ryd &#8211; Healed</a></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Ending Song (feel free to correct me here): </span><a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=d3JamVIB2Lo&amp;offerid=146261&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253Fi%253D213030841%2526id%253D213030752%2526s%253D143441%2526partnerId%253D30"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Young Love &#8211; Underneath the Night Sky</span></a> I was corrected. =)</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">My Quotes:</span></strong></p>
<p>JD: <em>You destroyed my scooter, Sasha.<br />
</em>Janitor: <em>You know I hate Wednesdays.</em></p>
<p>JD: <em>I love you</em> (this was his way to get rid of Dr. Maddox…actually any woman)</p>
<p>JD: <em>If you come with me to Dr. Kelso then I won’t talk to you.<br />
</em>Dr. Cox: <em>There it is.</em></p>
<p>Dr. Cox:<em> </em>&#8220;<em>How are we going to get rid of Maddox? Would you [Janitor] like to go first to get your ridiculous ideas out of the way?</em>&#8221;</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">My Inside Scoop:</span></strong></p>
<p>It seems that the new Chief of Medicine Dr. Maddox is everywhere. And what’s more is that because of this the doctors aren’t able to “work the system” any more to help patients. Dr. Cox seems to think he can get around Dr. Maddox because he is a better doctor and starts bragging. Katie, one of the new interns, is kissing up like crazy to Elliot and other docs, but offering little respect to others. Carla, however, who is the “lioness” of the hospital notices that Katie has been screwing up a lot and taking credit where it is not due. Not to be misses also, Dr. Kelso and the Janitor are both hanging in the coffee shop and there seems to be another female doctor that always seems to be dressed like Elliot.</p>
<p>JD and Elliot have a patient, Mr. Rozell, that seems to have MS but notice something weird when he takes his pills. Even the great and mighty Dr. Cox can’t sneak one past Dr. Maddox as she bounces his patient who had head trauma because he was too old for the clinical trials. This infuriates Dr. Cox who proposes to the others that they get rid of Dr. Maddox.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Carla has decided to confront Katie in the cafeteria. She tries to give her advice but Katie says that she doesn&#8217;t care. Carla then lets her know she is annoying and won’t have any friends eventually. The whole show keeps flashing back and forth between Carla’s advice to Katie and how Dr. Maddox acts now. JD and Elliot confront their M.S. patient only to discover his daughter is the one with M.S. symptoms. It seem that he had insurance and she didn’t, so Elliot &amp; JD decide to help them out and not say anything.</p>
<p>In other areas of the hospital, the Janitor and Dr. Cox are digging up dirt on Dr. Maddox. The Janitor seems scared, but then tells Dr. Cox he does this so much that he created a character to have more fun with it.  Dr. Maddox bounces Mr. Rozell and then Dr. Cox confronts her with the dirt.  Everyone seems upset with her and she simply lets them know that she does not care. The scenes are a virtual mirror image of Carla’s advice to Katie.</p>
<p>JD, Elliot, Dr. Cox and the Janitor discuss ways to get rid of Dr. Maddox. The Janitor has some very creative ideas that are good for quite a few laughs. You really must see how his ‘photo shop’ idea works out. JD’s only idea is to say ‘I love you’ because it will run off most women. They go to Jordan for help but she is no longer on the board but says Kelso has dirt on everyone. The janitor tries to help Carla with Katie, also in very colorful ways. Kelso says he will help but only if Dr. Cox tells him he misses him as Chief. Dr. Cox digs deep and actually says something nice to Kelso, thus winning his support.</p>
<p>Katie tries to lay on the sob story about why she is who she is, but Carla has heard it all (nice music gag by the way), what matters is now and not your past. Dr. Kelso uses his dirt and Dr. Maddox does get fired. She give a bitter parting speech to the staff about how nothing will change and the next person will be the same. JD summarizes by hoping thy proved her wrong in the next weeks.  JD &amp; Elliot help their M.S. patient, Cox and Kelso seem to develop a friendship and even Katie admits her faults and asks Elliot for help.</p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Don’t Miss the Credits:</span></strong></p>
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<div id="miss_the_credits">Funny outtakes from the Janitor’s character he pretends to be while snooping. “Johnny! He’s always in here”. Side note:Maybe Johnny is just a common name but anyone else find it odd the the Janitor is using the name Johnny (John Dorian? JD) as someone is knows in his prison experiences?I digress</div>
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		<title>Scrubs Season 8 Promo Trailer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[john mcginley]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you haven&#8217;t seen it (Holidays and such&#8230;seems some people do things other than watch TV. Who knew?) the Season 8 Scrubs promotional trailer is out on youtube. Courtney Cox seems quite funny in teh smalls scenes it shows. And does it weird anyone else out her real last name is Cox (to quote [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In case you haven&#8217;t seen it (Holidays and such&#8230;seems some people do things other than watch TV. Who knew?) the Season 8 Scrubs promotional trailer is out on youtube. Courtney Cox seems quite funny in teh smalls scenes it shows. And does it weird anyone else out her real last name is Cox (to quote the Todd, &#8220;Your name rocks!&#8221;) yet she is playing a Doctor on a show with a Doctor Cox (John McGinley)? Who is the &#8220;real&#8221; Dr. Cox? </p>
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		<title>Not a Father&#8217;s Day Website</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how i met your mother]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barney stinson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dr. cox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neil patrick harris]]></category>
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The writers of How I Met Your Mother have done it with notafathersday.com.  Barney(Neil Patrick Harris) was excellent in the episode “Not a Father’s Day” (it reminded me a lot of Scrubs, when Jordon told Dr. Cox that she was not pregnant and he went running through the streets screaming with excitement). The Who’s [...]]]></description>
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<p>The writers of How I Met Your Mother have done it with <a href="http://notafathersday.com" target="_blank">notafathersday.com</a>.  Barney(Neil Patrick Harris) was excellent in the episode “Not a Father’s Day” (it reminded me a lot of Scrubs, when Jordon told Dr. Cox that she was not pregnant and he went running through the streets screaming with excitement). The <a href="http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/television/2008/who-is-not-your-daddy/" target="_blank">Who’s Not Your Daddy</a> shirt’s and other merchandise was priceless. And the cheerleader effect was well thought out and so very true… I’m still pretty confused about the actually date we need to celebrate, is it November 10th?</p>
<p>Still… it’s an excellent use of <a href="http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/television/2007/dr-jan-itor-tops-rateyourdocorg/" target="_blank">off t.v. show marketing</a>, you gotta love when shows do that. Check out the site, <a href="http://notafathersday.com" target="_blank">notafathersday.com</a>; buy a <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/ConformityMP" target="_blank">who’s NOT Your Daddy shirt</a>; or just re-watch the show..quite legendary.  To encourage you to visit the site here is my favorite not a father’s day postcard from there:</p>
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		<title>Top 25 Television One Liners Insults</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in February of 2008, Radio Times came up with a list of their 25 favorite tv show one liners.  I know I miss things but this one bears repeating. Also notice that Scrub&#8217;s Dr. Cox (John McGinley) made the list at #20. I think he has had better insults but they usually fit in [...]]]></description>
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<strong>1. Basil Fawlty, </strong><strong><em>John Cleese, Fawlty Towers</em></strong></p>
<p>Sybil: &#8220;Don&#8217;t shout at me, I&#8217;ve had a difficult morning.&#8221;</p>
<p>Basil: &#8220;Oh dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Not enough cream in your éclair? Hmm? Or did you have to talk to all your friends for so long that you didn&#8217;t have time to perm your ears?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>2. Mrs Merton, </strong><strong><em>Caroline Aherne, The Mrs Merton Show</em></strong></p>
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<p>To Debbie McGee: &#8220;So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>3. Edmund Blackadder, </strong><strong><em>Rowan Atkinson, Blackadder II</em></strong></p>
<p>To the unremittingly dim Lord Percy: &#8220;The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn&#8217;t he, Perce?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>4. Roseanne Conner, </strong><strong><em>Roseanne Barr, Roseanne</em></strong></p>
<p>To screen husband Dan (John Goodman): &#8220;Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>5. Patsy Stone, </strong><strong><em>Joanna Lumley, Absolutely Fabulous</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;One more facelift on this one and she&#8217;ll have a beard&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>6. Father Jack Hackett, </strong><strong><em>Frank Kelly, Father Ted</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>7. Carla Tortelli Lebec, </strong><strong><em>Rhea Perlman, Cheers</em></strong></p>
<p>Barfly Cliff: &#8220;I&#8217;m ashamed God made me a man.&#8221;</p>
<p>Carla: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think God&#8217;s doing a lot of bragging about it, either.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>8. Jim Royle, </strong><strong><em>Ricky Tomlinson, The Royle Family</em></strong></p>
<p>His mother-in-law Norma: &#8220;Is this hat too far forward?&#8221;</p>
<p>Jim: &#8220;No. We can still see your face.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>9. Malcolm Tucker, </strong><strong><em>Peter Capaldi, The Thick of It</em></strong></p>
<p>To a junior minister after his inept, blinking confrontation with Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight: &#8220;All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra! It was like watching John Leslie at work!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>10. Statler and Waldorf, </strong><strong><em>The old men, The Muppet Show</em></strong></p>
<p>Statler: &#8220;Wake up you old fool, you slept through the show.&#8221;</p>
<p>Waldorf: &#8220;Who&#8217;s a fool? You watched it.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>11. Inspector Monkfish, </strong><strong><em>John Actor/Simon Day, The Fast Show</em></strong></p>
<p>To a recently bereaved woman:</p>
<p>&#8220;I realise this must be a very difficult time for you, so put your knickers on and go and make me a cup of tea!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>12. No Offence, </strong><strong><em>Arabella Weir, The Fast Show</em></strong></p>
<p>To WPC: &#8220;I notice you&#8217;re not wearing a wedding ring, which given your age means you&#8217;re divorced or a lesbian&#8221;.</p>
<p><strong>13. Rupert Rigsby, </strong><strong><em>Leonard Rossiter, Rising Damp</em></strong></p>
<p>To Alan, his lazy student lodger, who complains his room is too cold for him to study in:</p>
<p>&#8220;The only thing you study is your navel. You even shave lying down.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>14. Gran, </strong><strong><em>Catherine Tate, The Catherine Tate Show</em></strong></p>
<p>In hospital, describing to her grandson an encounter with an overweight volunteer:</p>
<p>&#8220;She said to me last time, &#8216;You look bored, Mrs Taylor. I&#8217;ve got three words for you: Barbara Taylor Bradford.&#8217; So I said, &#8216;Yeah? I&#8217;ve got three words for you, too: calorie-controlled diet.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>15. The Professors, </strong><strong><em>Rob Newman and David Baddiel, The Mary Whitehouse Experience</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I have here a copy of your book, Origins of the Crimean War. It smells of poo.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s because it&#8217;s been inside your mum&#8217;s bra.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>16. Alf Garnett, </strong><strong><em>Warren Mitchell, Till Death Us Do Part</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;You Scouse git!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>17. Alexis Carrington, </strong><strong><em>Joan Collins, Dynasty</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m glad to see your father had your teeth fixed &#8211; if not your mouth.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>18. JR Ewing, </strong><strong><em>Larry Hagman, Dallas</em></strong></p>
<p>About his half-brother, Ray Krebbs:</p>
<p>&#8220;Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>19. Arnold Rimmer, </strong><strong><em>Chris Barrie, Red Dwarf</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>20. Dr Cox, </strong><strong><em>John C McGinley, Scrubs</em></strong></p>
<p>Dr Elliot Reid: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think you understand the severity of the situation here. I am dangerously close to giving up men altogether!&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr Perry Cox: &#8220;Then on behalf of men everywhere &#8211; and I do mean everywhere, including the ones in the little mud huts &#8211; let me be the first to say thanks and hallelujah!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>21. Dr Gregory House, </strong><strong><em>Hugh Laurie, House</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;You can think I&#8217;m wrong, but that&#8217;s no reason to stop thinking.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>22. Gary Strang, </strong><strong><em>Martin Clunes, Men Behaving Badly</em></strong></p>
<p>Laddish knockabout as Gary rates flatmate Tony&#8217;s chances with upstairs tenant Deborah:</p>
<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s face it, Tony, the only way you&#8217;re gonna be in there is if you&#8217;re both marooned on a desert island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>23. Larry David, </strong><strong><em>Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Switzerland is a place where they don&#8217;t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>24. Sam Tyler, </strong><strong><em>John Simm, Life on Mars</em></strong></p>
<p>In an exchange with DCI Gene Hunt:</p>
<p>Gene: &#8220;I think you&#8217;ve forgotten who you&#8217;re talking to.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sam: &#8220;An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding?&#8221;</p>
<p>Gene: &#8220;You make that sound like a bad thing.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>25. Captain Mainwaring, </strong><strong><em>Arthur Lowe, Dad&#8217;s Army</em></strong></p>
<p>&#8220;You stupid boy&#8221;</p>
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I seem to have very&#8230;well let&#8217;s call them &#8220;particular&#8221; taste in Television Shows. I always have..don&#8217;t know why, then again maybe I&#8217;m just unique&#8230;like everyone else.
Scrubs and How I Met Your Mother&#8230; I am aware that is not a sentence but work with me here. Scrubs has been one of my favorite shows since Season [...]]]></description>
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<p>I seem to have very&#8230;well let&#8217;s call them &#8220;particular&#8221; taste in Television Shows. I always have..don&#8217;t know why, then again maybe I&#8217;m just unique&#8230;like everyone else.</p>
<p>Scrubs and How I Met Your Mother&#8230; I am aware that is not a sentence but work with me here. Scrubs has been one of my favorite shows since Season 1. And it&#8217;s not just because of the style of the show of the fact that often I think of myself as Dr. Cox&#8230;well except that I didn&#8217;t do that whole Medical School thing. It&#8217;s the music, the soundtrack of the show. Some of my current favorite songs/artist I have found because of Scrubs or HIMYM.</p>
<p>I have posted countless comments on sites and forums asking about songs I didn&#8217;t know from a show. Well. At least for these two shows this isn&#8217;t really necessary anymore&#8230;why? Because someone else is doing it for you. How nice of them eh?</p>
<p>For Scrubs my choice is <a href="http://scrubs.mopnt.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow>My Own Personal &#8216;Net Thing</a> (MOPNT).  Their music page can be found <a href="http://scrubs.mopnt.com/music/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>. MOPNT does a great job of breaking up the songs and describing the moment that they happened in the show.</p>
<p>For How I Met Your Mother my choice is <a href="http://www.have-you-met-ted.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">have you met ted?</a> (HYMT). His music page can be found <a href="http://www.have-you-met-ted.com/music" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Now while it is not quite as comprehensive or up to date (hint, hint) as MOPNT, HYMT is a great resource for finding the name of that song you just can&#8217;t seem to get out of your head after watching the show.</p>
<p>Cheers and Thanks to &#8220;My Own Personal &#8216;Net Thing&#8221; and &#8220;have you met ted?&#8221; for helping me fill up my iPod on a weekly basis.</p>
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